“Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.” - Barry Switzer1

The older I get two things become clearer: I was born on at least first base and some aren’t allowed to play the same game.

  1. I’ve seen this quote in many places – all attributed to Switzer – and it apparently came from a Chicago Tribute story in 1986 and was later used against President Bush ↩